Wednesday, January 13, 2010

NFL OR NBA?

I was wondering which of these entertainment media has the higher per capita felony rate; ESPN keeps stats on how often the celebrity athletes go to the toilet in a week, don't they? Surely, someone can answer my question.

Why, sure, he closed that shotgun action, and it just happened to be pointed at his employee's chest when it accidentally discharged. Well, it wasn't exactly an accident that he tried to make it look like a suicide instead of reporting, like a man, what he claims to be the truth, but, heck, he's an athlete, and we make allowances for them, and he's an African American, so we make allowances for that - depraved by virtue of being deprived - and pretend to believe the defense's fantasy. Gee, the poor thug athlete may get up to eighteen months of jail for this disguised murder, but maybe a little community service like Baltimore's thieving mayor got will pay his debt to society.

P.S. Bryant didn't rape that girl, either, did he? His lousy team/league didn't harass/bribe her to recant, did they? Enjoy your sports, couch potatoes; they're like watching a police program, aren't they?

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