Now that B.O. and Gorp have discredited the Nobel Peace Prize, which great Americans can we nominate to vitiate the others?
Economics. Geithner, for proving to what exalted levels an ordinary tax cheat can rise, given a corrupt sponsor. (Dis)honorable mentions to Daschle and other B.O. nominees.
Physics. Al "Oscar" Gorp, possibly the first two-time Nobel winner, as distinguished from two-timers, for his penetrating knowledge of weather and geophysical facts, based exclusively on factitious data supplied by other cheats.
Chemistry. A posthumous award to Ted Kennedy, a BASE character, plACIDly MIXED up throughout his political life, and not worth his SALT.
Medicine. Reid, with close runner-up, Joe "I'm really an independent" Lieberman, for advancing the cause of baby-murder.
Theology (new category). Pelosi, for explaining that abortion is actually approved by her Church.
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