Saturday, January 24, 2009

CHANGE IN WHICH WE CAN BELIEVE

I modified B.O.’s campaign slogan to read as if composed by a literate person.

Let’s give a Jerry Wright Hallelujah! And Amen! In gratitude to our majority voters. I’d say that our first mulatto president was right on about change. For three examples, it’s extremely original of him to select
1. A Secretary of State with about 1001 conflict of interest citations owing to her husband’s – legal, if not boudoir – raking in $M’s from countries with which she will be presumed to be our effective interface.

A: See above.
Q: B.O., what did you trade for the Klintoons’ election support?

Korona Bill called him a “good salesman,” but people of the caliber voting for him probably interpreted that innuendo as a compliment, as they would any utterance by NPR, Okra Windfree, The New Dorker, etc.

2. A Treasury Secretary that is an acknowledged income tax cheat! “Well, good ol’ Harold Washington, after whom Chicago buildings are named, made mayor of that city on the same credentials, so, why not?” said good ol’ semi-Chicagoan, B.O. This is the Bill Ayers, Jerry Wright, Blago-Blago pal. Is there anyone around there not vitiated by scurrilous politics?


3. An Attorney general that, under Korona King Bill Klintoon, engineered pardons for some quite heinous felons that should be at Guantanamo. (Or shall we close that place and give the inmates license to prey on us again?) That gives us lots of confidence, B.O.; perhaps now we’ll suspend the tiresome formality of indicting and prosecuting heinous criminals altogether. “Allah, be praised,” chant our sub-population of Muslim, wanna be terrorists. “If we don’t reach Paradise on our own efforts, the semi-Muslim gonna pardon us, anyhow.”


Folks, I CAN believe in this species of change! I PREDICTED it! It’s EXACTLY the kind of injurious floundering I expected from B.O. and his retinue of string-pullers. Why were the MAJORITY here in the MINORITY of sense?

My thanks to the incredibly ignorant jerks that voted for this sham.

Y.C.

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