I'M LIKE THE CAT!

You know, the one that ate the cheese and lurked outside the mouse's hole with baited breath.

Mine, however, is bated because of my edge-of-the-chair anxiety for what awaits us at the Academy Awards! Remember, that's the night when Horrywood lionizes its own, the actresses dress like the sluts that most of them are, and the participants all forget their lines worse than in the 8th grade class play.

Once upon a time they were prizes for entertainment, but nowadays - starting when? I'm not certain - they've become a sententious display. Horrywood has generally harmful lessons it wants to inculcate upon us, and Oscar night is always a good abstract of its current, gutter philosophies .

Let's see, all manner of graphic violence - rape, murder, torture worse than perpetrated by Good Queen Bess - are OK for adults, while the same but with fewer "fucks" are great for 13-year-old's; Christianity is always wicked; transvestites are very old stuff; they aggrandize abortionists, junkies, and necrophiliacs; try to make martyrs of garden-variety queers; and deplore anything but views so leftist they are even passe' in Russia. They've lined up Alec " If Bush Gets Elected Slut Kim and I'll Move Out Of The Damned Country" Baldwin, remembered mainly for vile language in vile Glengary Whatever the Hell, so Chavez and Castro should get a few yucks.

Do any of the hot contenders deal with bestiality - favorably, of course, I mean? That might be a winner. I think in Lars and the Real Slut they got into the topic of sex with inanimate objects, didn't they?

Say, have they ever told the story of what Moses and Jethro were doing that made that bush burst into flames? How about why Abraham REALLY wanted to cut up Isaac? And the tale about how David was Jesse's illegitimate son, so that a REAL bastard got to be king of Israel?

No, we never see anything derogatory about Jews emanating from Horrywood, which they have traditionally and literally owned for as long as anyone living can recall, whereas pity for Jews and Jew devoutness, as in about a jillion, worthless movies like Schindler's Scroll and Chariots of Gefilte Fish have worn their meaningless awards year in and year out.

I lied; I wouldn't watch these clowns' propaganda if they staged the affair in my living room.

THANKS, SUSAN COLLINS!

In this face-paced world of B.O.-, Democrat-, and RINO-fueled inflation, concurrent with the deflated investment possibilities they keep in place, it's a relief to save a few bob. You, senator, have saved me a lifetime of contributions to the **Republican** National Committee, because you treacherously wear that appellation and stupid people call you one of that fold, but here the energumen Democrats count on you as the good old reliable 60th vote for this damnable health care abortion - good choice of word, correct? - along with the upcoming unemployment and sundry other money flushes!

Hmm. It just occurred to me that perhaps you're simply in the class with political whore Mary Landreau and others. Maybe B.O. and the BADministration are slipping you a few under-the-table billion.

Whatever your tortile motivation, however, my future political contributions will be to deserving Conservative, therefore sane, candidates and not indirectly to any of your ilk.

RECIDIVISM THAT TOUCHES YOU DIRECTLY

One can find his own examples in newspapers most every day, but following are two currently prominent ones.

A man guilty on several occasions of threatening people with firearms and on others, of assault, strolled up to a Colorado middle school and shot two of the students. Only swift and heroic reaction by a teacher and others limited the casualties.

A registered California sex offender, once sentenced, at the prosecution's recommendation, to about 1/2 the maximum term and then paroled a year early, murdered a high school girl and probably assaulted another woman as a preliminary.

Yes, grievous crimes by psychopaths that could have been and SHOULD have been locked up are EVERYDAY OCCURRENCES in this country. How many thousands, tens of thousands, or millions must there be before laws and the courts keep known predators OUT OF CIRCULATION? Why isn't a "registered sex offender" behind bars for as long as lives?

We have large vacancies in some prisons, but there are so many criminals on the loose, wouldn't it be good business for the construction and service industries to build plenty of new ones and staff them with guards and other supporting personnel? Think of the NECESSARY new jobs that could be created. These people, unlike the airport myrmidons, would be doing useful work, too, not messing about with toothpaste tubes and shoes.

Even if a wave of new prison construction would not be profitable, this is the age of welfare, right? Why not some welfare spending that would help and protect ALL the decent citizens? Build prisons and keep the mad dogs penned up in them forever! At one stroke stimulate the economy and the safety of our people.

OLD TESTAMENT QUESTION

Isaiah 49:15

Can a mother forget her infant
be without tenderness for the child of her womb?


It's shocking and sickening to live in a time when the answer is so often "YES." Some even have this forgetfulness and absence of tenderness multiple times. As with so many other virtues one may rightfully ask, "In this country what became of motherhood?"

EXPECTED RECIDIVISM

The Bush administration was sufficiently stupid to release some of the Guantanamo vermin, quite a good percentage of whom are back in action supervising the Muslim war against us. Did you know that some of them promised not to do it, and the most gullible nation on earth believed them? When lying and cheating are accepted pillars of a guy's religion, don't believe him, OK?

B.O. and his BADministration are proving themselves, once again, even more stupid, however. Given the history of the released vermin, they actually want to INCREASE the number of murdering terrorists capable of killing our personnel.

I say let them rot in some oubliette; they want war, so let 'em have it, P.O.W. style.

DISGUSTING EXAMPLE - FREE SPEECH RELINQUISHED

Today, we give attention to Lancaster, California, where a couple of elected officials lately shamed us all by abandoning the Constitution. You probably didn't observe this on the "news" sources (see old posts for explanation of the quotes - they denote the left-wing sources that regularly bias and conceal what has occurred), but take a peek at onenewsnow.com every now and then for unvarnished looks at your country.

In a speech, Lancaster mayor R. Rex Parrish described his town as "a growing Christian community," which, if you check the demographics, it is, and in a web entry council member Sherry Marquez mentioned a Muslim "honor killing." Well as you might suspect, if you knew one existed, the Antelope Valley Human Relations Task Force, headed by an African-American, which you would also suspect, was all over these true statements like fleas on a dog. It decided that "people were harmed by this." [Wonder to what measurable extent; were they lacerated, bruised, wounded?]

The mayor and council member have avoided punishment by groveling apologies for speaking the truth, and isn't that a sickening demonstration of shrinking from Constitutional guarantees because of latter-day attempts to constrain the Bill of Rights as tricked up by our left-wing congress? Why wouldn't the two stand up, show a little spine, and say, "I made a true statement, and if it offends anyone, he or she can write it on paper and ram it both up and down his or her alimentary canal and then do his or her damnedest to impeach me." Next, attorneys should come forward and pursue the matter until a sensible court somewhere perforates this so-called "hate crime" travesty into the cheese cloth it is.

Y.C.

P.S. As you would also suspect, Lancaster has a "hate crime hot-line," where morons can make anonymous accusations against their neighbors - just as in - you guessed it again - 1984 or Fahrenheit 451.

As I have said about other elected poltroons, if these had been around in Revolutionary times, we'd still be a bloody colony.

THE AIR-BORNE LASER WORKS!

Remember the sound and fury over whether or not we should develop a star wars defense, weaponry capable of shooting down the missiles of an attacker? Proponents said it would be a valuable component of our defenses, while opponents said the effort would bankrupt us and never be effective. (Those were the days, of course, before B.O. and a Democrat House and Senate came along to teach us the true meaning of the word "bankruptcy" and being owned by foreign governments.

If you haven't been scrupulous about mining news reports, you may have missed notification that the opponents lost the debate! Yes, the ABL works! The BADministration and the "news" sources (see older posts for the use of quotes in this case) were not industrious about broadcasting the success.

Yes, a couple of weeks ago the ABL fired its million-watt chemical laser at a foreign-made missile and blasted it out of the Pacific night sky! The scheme is to have the laser-carrying planes orbit the borders of sword-rattling hoodlum countries like N. Korea and Iran, and if a hostile rocket is launched, the laser beam zaps it, and it falls back in the lap of the sender. (Along the way the R&D work showed that the weapon will also be effective against bigger missiles from bigger renegade nations.)

As a reward for success, the project had to lay off several of the development team, and B.O.'s BADministration is not quite sure what to do next. Of course, installation is out of the question, but the Commander-in-Chief has talked about taking apart the successful work of 10 years and ... well, he hasn't yet been informed exactly what he wants to do.

One thing is assured though; whatever money he saves by scrapping a useful weapons system will be earmarked for the nearest black hole of WELFARE!!!! There will be absolutely NO accountability for those funds and NO return on the investment - that's the rule with American welfare, right?