WHAT RACIAL SLUR?

The slant-eyed anus presently ruining N. Korea was accused of slandering B.O.'s race, or part of it, by calling him "a monkey from a tropical forest," or something like that. Well, that's not doing justice to the lunatic over there. He didn't say B.O. looked like a monkey - anyway, does the inference that the remark was a racial insult suggest that people think blacks, mulattoes, quadroons, etc. LOOK like monkeys? - merely that he was one, and therein lies a great distinction.

You see, if I called the N. Korean dictator an anus, it's an insult yes, but not racial. If I said he looked like an anus, it might be considered racially motivated IF ASIAN PEOPLE GENERALLY RESEMBLE THAT PART OF THE ANATOMY, which I don't suppose to be true. In fact, I called him a slant-eyed anus, which is racial, because all Asians have eyes that appear slanted. Notice the difference.

Now, in past posts in this blog I compared B.O. to Curious George, who is a monkey, but that wasn't racial, because C.G. is a creature always getting into things he fails to understand and making a botch of them. This is exactly what B.O. does, and it has nothing to do with race. Understood?

Happy New Year,

Y.C.

P.S. As a matter of fact, though, B.O. DOES resemble Curious George, don't you think?

P.P.S. Just imagine - if the world, especially the U.S., had treated S. Korea the way it did S. Vietnam, that slant-eyed anus would be running BOTH North and South Korea! Thank goodness that in that time we still had values and the knowledge and will to fight wars, even though that one stopped short of blasting the antagonists into dust, which is what they richly deserved..

WHO WANTS TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?

I noticed years ago that incompetent people with some authority work so as to surround themselves with sycophants that are of that same sort; otherwise the authority feels threatened and insecure.The organization deteriorates in quality, but that's no matter to the insecure.

Not surpriinsgly, then, B.O. has labored to stock up his BADministration with people like himself, inexperienced amateurs that are in some way members of a minoroity. (The majority sex, women, count as minorities here, since they want to be treated as such when it means gain and advantage.) This accounts for the disastrous appointees to the Supreme Court and the farcical heads of many departments, offices, bureaus, and whatever else they call the Washington, D.C.overburden. Transportation Safety and Surgeon General are recent examples.

Consistent with that plan, I'd like to recommend Jesse Jackson for Secretary of Defense; he's always flying around, almost as frequently as the Worst Lady, to defend somebody or other. If  Jesse's unavailable, then Holder - another of the crew - can work a pardon for Jesse Junior, and he can have the job.

A possible problem with these candidates, though, is that they might think they're being asked to be Secretary of the Fence.

WHY ARE SO MANY CHILDREN WALKING DISASTERS?

Words from St, John Chrysostum (sobriquet meaning "golden-mouthed")

[When married couples] "are in harmony, THE CHILDREN ARE WELL BROUGHT UP (emphasis mine), the domestics are in good order, and neighbors, and friends, and and relations enjoy the fragrance. But if it be otherwise, all is turned upside down and thrown into confusion."

Therefore, married couples - meaning women with men, of course - concentrate on building that harmony, and couples contemplating marriage, don't do it if you can't live in that fashion. If you're an unmarried woman, please don't get yourself "enceinte." 

DO ATHEISTS HATE THANKSGIVING, TOO?

"Now, therefore, I, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, do hereby appoint and set apart the last Thursday in November next as a day which I declare to be observed by all my fellow citizens, wherever they may be then, as a day of Thanksgiving and praise to Almighty God, the benevolent Creator of the Universe."

Thus, it seems to me that atheists must hate Thanksgiving, too, and what about Halloween = The Eve of All Hallows = The Eve of All Saints Day? They may be losing holidays left and right..

PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH; 2 FOR MEXICAN; ETC.

1. Wake Up, Little Suzie! A very old Everly Brothers song is meant to jog our electorate into sanity. Even the sea of panhandlers, including the illegal alien scum, ought to realize that the well eventually goes dry and that the desiccated corpse of Uncle Sam is about empty of blood. Anyone interested in minor points such as the extermination of the Constitution by Communist amateurs also please copy, and don't vote for Democrats. It's inconceivable that any senate election should be close; it's time for even the rankest dumbbells to realize that all this seniority crap isn't doing them a particle of good, it's only lining the pockets of the clowns they elect time after time after .... and permitting them to live like feudal lords. It's NOT for you, dumbbells, it's for themselves!!!!

2. Abre' Los Ojos. It's about all the Spanish I know, but why not get off your asses and learn enough English to read # 1 above.

3. ~^`/^~   As you see, I don't know any Arabic, but why not learn enough English or Spanish and struggle through # 1 or # 2 above.

DO YOU PRAY TO GOD?

I do, and I've been asking fervently for an outbreak of sanity among our electorate, which request I believe was lately answered in many places. I notice Minnesota re-elected its senate clown, and Montana gave 45% of its senate votes to a conspicuous Communist, but, for the most part, Americans voted in the apparent direction of a country possessed of decency and a Constitutional government. My next prayer intention is that the newly-elected legislature will possess the gumption to slap down the semi-white, would-be tsar. They have the guns, in fact, to make a good run at impeaching the cancer.

Hooray!

P.S. The Worst Lady's allowance of a fried chicken meal as a reward for voting Demo - irrespective of the nature of the candidate - seems to have been insufficient. Should she have tossed in a slice of watermelon?  

HELP IS ON THE WAY FROM BIDEN'S STAFF

Government's response to any problem is to create more government - possibly a few positions, better yet an entire new branch of itself. Thus, it is no surprise that to contend with ebola there is a sub-tsar, B.O.'s being the main tsar. What is surprising is the nature of the sub-tsar, not a scientist, but a political hack. He has been elevated from Joe Biden's staff, which means that the bad news continues. Biden is consummately stupid - he makes Dan Quayle look like Edward Teller -  and a hallmark of the stupid in authority is their surrounding themselves with others of that ilk, meaning stupid. This is so that they never feel threatened. Thus, we have a stupid non-scientist about to bungle a scientific problem.

This BADministration has bungled every problem, and how does anyone sentient explain NOT closing the border to travelers from the areas where a killer disease is rampant? They should not be allowed to board planes with destinations in this country, and asking a few more questions after they are here makes no sense at all.

Is Congress such a collection of poltroons, fearful to risk slapping down even a mulatto, that will ignore a significant threat to our public health? Apparently so. If Congress refuses to assume the Constitutional authority granted it, what difference is it who sits in it? 

DISEASE PROTECTION - U.S. STYLE *** If I wanted to assure that a a killer disease was kept out of my country, I would do my screening at the points of departure of potential carriers, not at the points of entry. Anyone infected by ebola has already had the opportunity of infecting a planeload of passengers before he even reachers our ports of "heightened security" = a list of questions that any liar can circumvent. What a crock! It's consistent with our policy of non-borders.Anyone from ebola-land should be forbidden to fly here in THE FIRST PLACE. Furthermore, whose "screening" the south of the border scum that stroll in here by the hour?

DID THEY RE-STOCK THE STORES IN FERGUSON, MO? I'm trying to figure out what caused the recent aftershock of indignancy and consequent rioting down there.

WHAT'S NEXT FOR HOLDER AND THE DOI (INJUSTICE)? There are two questions of import here. 1. What branch of the public or private sector is in need of the sort of underhauling Holder has perpetrated on Justice and the American people? That is, where shall malfeasance lead this ignorant, prejudiced, malignant clown? 2. Where can B.O. find another black or mulatto of sufficient inability to take over where Holder finished? Maybe he can pardon Jesse Jackoff Jr. and install him.

DONALD STERLING *** I UNDERSTAND HE DOESN'T LIKE NEGROES. SO WHAT THE HELL? SO WHO CARES? HAVE THE SUPREMES YET DECREED THAT "EQUAL PROTECTION," IT'S CATCH-CONCEPT FOR ALLOWING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING OR - WHAT A HANDY CONCEPT; FORBIDDING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING - PROTECTS A PERSON FROM BEING DISLIKED? DO, SPEAK, AND THINK AS YOU PLEASE, STERLING; UP TO THE POINT OF BREAKING LAWS, THOSE ARE YOUR RIGHTS.

WELCOME BACK, LEGISLATORS *** I've been wondering whether, while you were campaigning or/and vacationing, the criminal immigrants pouring across our border with rotten Mexico took a sportsman-like time-out and remained in rotten Mexico. What do you suppose? By the way, what do you plan to do about these scum? Nothing before November, I guess, since, as everyone knows, being elected or re-elected is far more important than the welfare of the country. After that, though, I can only guess that the answer will be to continue to ignore the problem for the same reason, right? Congratulations, patriots.

P.S. 1. Do I understand correctly that part of the great anti-ISIS strategy of the Neighborhood Organizer is to arm "moderate Muslims" to oppose "radical Muslims?" Wasn't our arming "moderate Muslims" what gave bin Laden the big boost? Kindly provide me the names of ten "moderate Muslims;" the breeed is as scarce as "moderate Democrats." P.S. 2. I've read and heard for decades about our "staunch ally," Israel, but all I've ever noticed that it's done for us is to collect our money, intentionally sink one of our ships, and murder everyone on board. Israel is next door to Syria, whereas we're aroud the world from it. Isreael has this terrific military the U.S. bought for it, so why can't it help us for a rare change and do some of the ISIS dirty work?

NO STANDARDS, NO IDEALS *** I saw few of Robin Williams' performances but generally enjoyed them, especially in "The Secret Agent" and "24-Hour Photo." He was highly amusing as Slip Mahoney in an SCTV skit entitled "The Bowery Boys in the Band," a satire in which the old movie gang were all queers. (As queers have risen to the status of a valuable and protected species, rather like spotted owls, this might not be seen today.) Therefore, I don't require convincing that he was a talented man. When it comes down to it, however, he was a recidivous, reformed junkie and drunk that died by his own hands a junkie and drunk. While I can understand him as a cover man for "People," where celebrity thugs and sluts are regularly exalted, why on earth would "Time" give him the same coverage? Was he a wild Democrat campaign fund contributor? It is a conundrum in the class of how a newly-elected Neighborhoof Organizer of zero experience in anything was handed a Peace Prize. I feel great sorrow when anyone, especially an accomplished individual, dies before his time and especially so when the person takes his own life, in the eyes of many the only unforgivable sin, but I see the posthumous hero worship accorded Mr. Williams as one more sign of the degeneracy our national standards and ability to discriminate bewtween what is good and what is not. Drunks and junkies deserve no respect, but I wager it will be no time before Mr. Williams is staring up at us from the $1.25, forever postage stamp.

SAINTLY ADVICE VS. THAT OF OUR FOUNDERING FATHERS - I.E., TODAY'S BADMINISTRATION. 1. The motto of St. Benedict, the founder of western monasticism back in the 400s was "Ora et Labora," Prayer and Work. 2. Clare of Assisi, canonized Saint Clare in 1255, wrote as part of the Rule for the religious order she founded, "My ladies will earn their bread by the sweat of their brows," or somethng near to that. 3. St. Paul, writing to the Thessalonians, said, "... nor did we eat food received free from anyone. On the contrary, in toil and drudgery, night and day we worked, so as not to burden any of you. ... when we were with you we instructed you that if anyone was unwilling to work, neither should that one eat." This is a representative list of a multitude of quite excellent people, held in some very large quarters to be saints, all linking the notions of work and prayer as necessary to leading a proper life. It is quite dissimilar to the decrees of today's foundering fathers, who proscribe prayer and encourage being fed by the sweat of others' brows. Wonder why our country is disintegrating?

BLACK OUTRAGE *** or frustration or dismay or disappointment or pique generally manifests itself as looting stores. This has been true for decades. Would you guess this basically criminal instinct is genetic, cultural, or what? People that act like rabid animals should be treated as such.

OUR HIGH-GRADE VICE-PUTZIDENT "Biden Admits Plagiarism in School But Says It Was Not 'Malevolent'" This was 1988, and the revelation addressed his college days, when he stole a good deal of material for a paper. The piece also mentioned his low college grades, poor opinions given him by faculty, and abysmal ranking in his law school class. Yet, he was heading the senate judiciary committee and controlling the appointment of judges. Remember how much sport was made of Dan Quayle's supposedly low intelligence? Clown Biden makes him look like Karl F. Gauss.

B.O. VOTES "PRESENT" ON CRIMINAL ALIEN CAMPS AND THE DISPOSITION OF THE ROTTERS **** Yes, it brings back the days of his Illiinois State Senate "service" (he wasn'r in the U.S. senate long enough even to do that often); i.e., when B.O., our first semi-white and foreign-born in the White House, voted "present" on everything except the murder of the unborn. Fundraising - for what? his retirement? - in Texas he finally allowed himself to be carneyed into visiting one of the camps where the latest wave of criminal aliens is confined and awaiting the senate's vote to rubber-stamp B.O. and pick our pockets to subsidize the criminals' U.S. tourism and residency. B.O.'s excellent at engaging in and fomenting activities to ruin our country, so it's not surprising that he sits with his finger op his alimentary canal when something ruinous occurs via some other agency; as long as he ruins us, right? Congratulations again, voters. You know how to pick 'em.

WHAT WOULD ONE EXPECT FROM B.O.? *** Pope Francis, who, on the grounds of a character and beliefs rabidly inimical to nearly all Catholic truths, should have denied the gutter ball admission to the Vatican, actually gave the low rat a Rosary. The low rat rewarded that generosity by presenting the Rosary to Pig Pelosi, one of the most prominent baby-murdering and queer love advocates in this excuse for a country and who should be, if the Archbishop of San Francisco had any gumption, ex-communicated in a nanosecond. Yes, we're supposed to love and to pray for our vicious enemies, but I don't recall Jesus' buddying up with the Jew factions that were out to murder him. Rather, he seized every opportunuity to blast them and make fools of them. Perhaps the Pope will benefit by an increased tenure of office and point out to the world what a scum bag we have as White House occupant.

GLOBAL WARMING **** New Federal Studies, possibly by ex-Solyndra officials and Solyndra wannabes prove conclusively that GLOBAL WARMING :-( causes erectile disfunction, acne, wars, and every other pestilence ever visited upon mankind. Those of you morons that swallowed the sham employment data this BADministration gazetted just prior to the last big elections will probably bite on this crap, too. Just ask the fedrally-sponsored pundits for an iota of evidence that, if world temperatures are indeed increasing - they've faked and doctored that data in the past, too - that human activity is causing it. Guess what? THERE'S NO SUCH EVIDENCE, but it's a dandy way to camouflage from the mentally incapable the manifold failings, blunders, and chicanery of this excuse for a government.

SINCE WHEN IS IT A CAPITAL OFFENSE TO PREFER NOT TO BE NEAR ANY OF SOME GROUP OF PEOPLE??? Who the hell cares if Sterling doesn't like blacks, and what's the difference that makes in the world? So many noodniks want to string up the guy by his testicles, and how many of those give two bits when a baby, a person, is rent asunder in a womb? When did this country get to suck so egregiously?

CALLING RESPONSIBLE, HUMANE MUSLIMS *** Is that a contradiction in terms? Do some exist? If so, why doesn't a respected, influential Muslim leader arise and say, "Friends, the God you say you worship is not a terrorist. Murdering people and committing gross acts of terrorism with 'Allah be praised' on your lips is not a passport to Paradise but more likely only to the other place.' Why don't you start working towards Allah, not against him?" So, where is such a spokesperson? Fearful of an explosion?

OUR ASSITANCE TO UKRAINE - BIDEN :-) That's correct, folks; after being invaded by Russia, the little country we have promised in writing to protect has finally received the support of our power in the shape of ... JOE BIDEN, the babbling moron of the BADministration. Well, of course, we did freeze some bank accounts of Rusians here and send Ukraine some beds and stuff, but look out now! The mighty BIDEN is over there grinning and grimacing our staunch asssitance. With statesmen like that on their side, what can Russia do to the little nation? Thanks again, U.S. electorate!

MONTANA MISCHIEF FROM A DUMMYCRAT B.O. RUBBER STAMP **** Remember Montana's forever senator, Max Baucus? You know, the one on YouTube giving a speech on the senate floor while clearly intoxicated - a class guy. He's been a reliable rubber stamp for this BADministration since its unfortunate inception, but even the millionaire rancher and full-time D.C. politician - he was rarely to be found in his "home" state - finally decided the well had run dry and decided not to run in 2014. The announced Republican candidate, Daines, is a popular, first-term, reasonably Conservative U.S. congressman, and it appeared the Dummycrats had no opponent with a chance. Dummycrats, however, have bags of cheap, deceptive tricks that never empty. Good old Max was made ambassador to China, which is not surprising, for he needed a reward for faithful rubber-stamping and had the necessary credential of a total absence of knowledge of China. However, the Dummycrats retired him months early, and Montana's rubber stamp governor, Steve Bullock (maybe a different suffix is more appropriate) appointed his Lt. Gov., another party reliable, to Max's seat. This gives unknown Walsh the veneer of an incumbent, and the Dummycrats know how our stupid electorate slobbers over incumbents, even criminals. Maybe Montana voters will get an afflatus of intelligence and help bring sanity back to the senate. Is it too much to hope?

BULLSEYE PROPHESY FROM THE BOOK OF JOB ***** JOB 9:24 "The earth is given into the hands of the wicked; he covers the faces of its judges." At least it covers the U.S. for the past 6 years, and the judges bit rather well characterizes some of our pixilated federal variety.

SOLILOQUY **** Man, I sho' fixed dem Russkies! I done froze a handful ob banks accounts obeh yere. I coulda built missiles in Poland and Czech, canceled a hole bunch ob co-op programs, kicked out de asses ob several spies dey got in yere, an' so wise, but I done froze dem accounts, you naughty Russkies. Take dat! I done learned all dat high class diplomatic strategy when I was out fomentin' revolution as a neighbo'hood organizeh. Putin, he be shakin' in his boots, believe me. I check back wid youse lateh; me an' Michelle, we's got us a vacation ta take."

B.O. AND SOROS FORECAST *** From an Encyclopedia Britannica article on the wandering Jew. "... the belief that the Antichrist would appear in 1600 and be aided by the Jews." Well, what are 408 years compared to the billions and billions that have passed? Certainly a small percentage error, as forecasts go.

TWO HANDY DEFINITIONS **** 1. The Dick Dynasty = The Kennedy family 2. The Department of the Inferior = the present White House

FEINSTEIN'S INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE **** First of all, it's grossly mis-named, as one sees from the identity of its chairperson. It is in the process of wasting the time and money of creating a 600-page report on "brutal interrogation tactics after Sept. 11, 2001." Whatever those tactics were, they weren't suficiently brutal as demanded by the circumstances. Furthermore, at a time when our intelligence, like every other facet of this colossally bad BADministration, is inferior, Feinstein & Co. pursue the usual Democrat instinct of faulting a previous government. As we saw in the last two elections, name-calling is their substitute for reasonable argument..

ADVICE FROM JEREMIAH 17:5 **** "Cursed is the man ... whose heart turns away from the Lord" is not good news for many of our so-called leaders in the U.S.

ANOTHER KENNEDY ACQUITTAL - For a high-class family America's self-proclaimed royalty (John F even had the LBJ egotism to create his own armorial bearings) appear often in court but, like royalty, are never convicted of anything. They've also developed a courtroom tactic; they recruit a prestigious sample of themselves to sit there and impress or cow the jury. This worked well when Toad, the guardian of morals, occupied a couple of seats at the rape trial of William Kennedy Smith, son of our ambassador to Ireland. He, too, the jury was convinced, wasn't guilty as charged, despite the victim's testimony. Lately, the "prosecution" was convinced that Junkie Kerry Kennedy, another Kennedy political celebrity, only "got her pills confused," which accounted for being stoned again. Their ony concern was that, since stoned, why did she drive and hit a truck? With chronically-wronged woman, Ethel, and others of the bootlegger-founded group sitting in judgment, Ttey were convinced, however, that she didn't remember driving and consequently couldn't have been guilty of any sort of offense, now could she?. What a horseshit family; what a horseshit country.

SUPERBORE Ho hum, as so often happens, the football invention of television stank. Lately I was ranting to a friend about how a single, ridiculous, unimportant game has been marketed and sold to the gullible - a majority of our populace - as the equivalent of a National Holiday. "Why, it's simply an invention of telesion," I declared. "Just like our Putzident," she replied. We don't degrade the title "President" by bestowing it on B.O., the Neighborhood Organizer.