Wednesday, April 2, 2014

SOLILOQUY **** Man, I sho' fixed dem Russkies! I done froze a handful ob banks accounts obeh yere. I coulda built missiles in Poland and Czech, canceled a hole bunch ob co-op programs, kicked out de asses ob several spies dey got in yere, an' so wise, but I done froze dem accounts, you naughty Russkies. Take dat! I done learned all dat high class diplomatic strategy when I was out fomentin' revolution as a neighbo'hood organizeh. Putin, he be shakin' in his boots, believe me. I check back wid youse lateh; me an' Michelle, we's got us a vacation ta take."

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