Friday, August 20, 2010

REPLACING THE DoD GATES

Hints of Defense Secretary Gates' resignation has Corruption City, U.S.A., aka Washington, D.C., in a frenzy over whom B.O. and the Harvard Soviet might appoint as a rplacement.

Inferences based on previous choices have resulted in this short list, not necessarily in order of preference.

Oprah Winfrie, known here as Okra Windfree
Jesse Jackson
Spike Lee
Lew Alcindor, later Karim Abdul something or other
Mike Tyson
Whitney Houston
Jesse Jackson, Junior
Michelle Obama, the Worst Lady
Cassius Clay, later Mohammed something or other
The Platters

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