HORRYWOOD IN A QUANDARY!

Horrywood, my designation for the entertainment empire (including athletics), has a serious dilemma.

Generally favoring any and EVERY outrageous violation of good sense, decency, and morality, Horrywood flocked with its surplus of shekels to help B.O. become Putzident of the United States. Generally, its left-wing fixation has been well rewarded by Curious Geroge.

Now, however, Jew-controlled Horrywood is distressed over the Muslim thrust to build a mosque and Islam ( = peace, don't forget)center where crews of its peace-loving adherents murdered several thousand of our citizens.

B.O., on the other hand, is more Muslim than anything and favors the peace complex in lower Manhattan (Truth to tell, all of Mayor Boombag's kingdom is more or less lower.)!

The Jewish empire of Horrywood is thus faced with a severe ideological problem. Loving B.O., they should embrace the mosque and other peace construction there, but being Jews they should eschew the antics of their fellow Semites. (Yes, Arabs are Semites, too.)

Russian-born Kirk Douglas, venerable Horrywood ikon, all of whose favorite charities are in Jerusalem, is conciliatory. Thus, it may be possible for these gods and goddesses to remain B.O.loyalists. If there's one trait common to all truly nutty liberals, it's the ability to find some screwy reasoning to justify anything they choose.