2.5M NEW JOBS - THE INTELLIGENT WAY

I notice that our media-appointed and media-anointed Agent of Change plans to create 2.5M new jobs. Properly executed that would be an excellent idea, but since it’s highly unlikely that B.O., Michelle, (Worst Lady-elect), Jeremiah, (the hate-suffused Christian), Bill the Bomber, the Clintoon re-treads (change a-plenty there, I’m sure), and the Harvard advisors will manage that, I, Yves Chauvire, will share my plan.

My goal is a little different, in that I would concentrate on adding 2.5M NEW, U.S. CITIZEN EMPLOYEES to the work force.

Step 1. Round up and deport 2.5M employed, illegal aliens. Since that is a small fraction of the total infesting the country, finding that number should be trivial. They could probably be netted in Los Angeles, alone. Thus, immediately 2.5M jobs are vacant. If I were orchestrating the purge I would concentrate on places like New York City and San Francisco, whose mayors have decided them to be havens for these undesirables. Trampling down their cardboard, fake resolutions would be a great pleasure and, of course, legal for the feds.

The next step has various options, and one chooses depending upon other objectives.

Step 2a. To employ new people AND reduce welfare throw-away, not likely a consideration of a partial black from one of the welfare capital cities of the country, we insert able-bodied welfare slobs , a population also FAR in excess of 2.5M, so we can be choosy. This option has another, subordinate feature in that, having to work, these folks will have less time for lying on sofas, drinking beer, eating fatty foods(unhealthy for the body), being hypnotized by Oprah Winfrey (unhealthy for the mind), and creating a new generation of ABWS’s.

Step 2b. To realizing benefits different to those of 2a, we take a page from China’s success story – is anything made here now? - and substitute jail and prison inmates (quite a few also being illegal aliens, we’re told) into the jobs vacated by the illegal aliens. We still have the able-boded welfare slobs to support, but the inmates get no pay, so there’s a savings.

Step 2c. The most costly alternative is to hire out-of-work people that are neither incarcerated, IA’s, nor ABWS’s

Compute the costs and benefits of any of my plans and compare them to what B.O. & Co. eventually decide. If we still have a country in 2012, write in my name for Pres.; I’m a “bona fide,” born-in-the–U.S. guy, whereas there is doubt about B.O.’s credentials in this line of documentation, and can save us a bundle, not to mention restore what’s being frittered away.

If Step 2a. were implemented, and even if it isn’t, we still require secure borders. ABWS’s should be able to handle that task, as many of them are great, as crime stats show, at shooting people. Otherwise, I would execute another stroke and transfer most of the T.S.A. airport Nazi’s away from harassing crippled women in wheel chairs and fondling people with pace-makers and defibrillators and put THEM on the border.

Whatever we do down there, if it doesn’t involve armed guards, it’s no good. These laughable technological sensors aren’t worth a nickel, though they cost in the upper, multiples of millions, AT LEAST.

To summarize, if you still have the right to vote in 2012, my name is Yves Chauvire, and you needn’t even bother with the squiggle over the final “e.”