MALIferous

I notice now that the Commander-in-Grief, never so much as a Campfire Girl in his native Kenya or Indonesia, is now sending troops, materiel, and the ubiquitous, daily more worthless (thanks to his madcap spending) dollars, in order to quell unrest among black Africans.

If this proves effective perhaps he can apply the same methodology to Chicago, with its black Africans a more lethal place than a score of Mali's.

A LATIN PHRASE THE DEMOCRATS AND THE PANHANDLERS SHOULD LEARN

Qui non laborat non manducet.

Furthermore, when God became teed off and told Adam and Eve they would earn their bread by the sweat of their faces, how did all these fat welfare pigs dodge that bullet?

BLACK DAY FOR THE U.S.

No, I don't mean because a mulatto's being sent back to the White House; I mean because someone intent upon ruining what was once a great country has more years in which to torpedo us with ukases and anti-Constitutional gambits.

In fact, why bother swearing in B.O., who violates his oath of office every day that he lives?

I wondered why King Day, honoring the great womanizer and dissertation plagiarizer, was not on the 14th, which was only one day removed from the actual and still would have allowed the post office and other federal panhandlers their 3-day weekend. Why would it be on the 21st? Why, naturally, to coincide with the coronation. It's a black and a semi-white day all around.

REQUIEM FOR THE MAN

More than "a" man, Stanley Frank Musial was "the" man; in fact, opposition fans awarded him that sobriquet.

One can read his baseball accomplishments in a myriad places, but the overpowering goodness and morality of "The Man" is at least as resplendent. Teammates, opponents, writers, and especially the fans had nothing but compliments, not only for how he could hit, but also for how he behaved. In the view of his huge public he was invariably kind, generous, patient - even long-suffering - friendly, and understanding.

Today, do your sports heroes rape women in hotel rooms, assault fellow bar flies, murder wives and ex-wives and their frieinds, cheat - on spouses, with recreational drugs, with performance-boosting drugs, and by means of dishonesty on the field - lie, drive their millionaire cars while intoxicated, hob-nob and make wagers with gamblers? What a sorry lot of super-heroes.

I was lucky - no, blessed - to grow up worshiping a sports star like Stan Musial. Also, believe this, readers; while not all could boast his achievements on the field, there were plenty of performing men and women equally worthy of respect. Think about that, then think about what you have in 2013.  

M.L.KING JR. AND CHARLES CARROLL ON DEMOCRACY

From the Birmingham, Alabama Jail, Rev. King wrote that the Declaration and Constitution together form the "great well of democracy," which expresses "the most sacred values in our Judaeo-Christian heritage."

Charles Carroll, the only Catholic signer of the Declaration, said "Without morals a republic cannot subsist any length of time; they therefore who are decrying the Christian religion ... are undermining the solid foundation of morals, the best security for the duration of free governments."

Before anyone tells you what is the state of the Union, look at it, especially at its morality and the extent to which we retain a free government, yourselves and spend a minute or two contemplating the truth of what these two men said.

Then, begin to do something about it.

WHITTLING AWAY YOUR BILL OF RIGHTS

Lately a Republican friend said to me, "Why should anyone want an Uzi?"
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"Darned if I know," I answered. By the same token, I'd have no interest in or use for a magazine that holds umpteen cartridges.

Therefore, I wouldn't mind the imposition of restrictions such as those, right?

Wrong. Given the placement of limitations such as those, I know from experience that it wouldn't be long until government was seeking to deny me a semi-automatic .300 Winchester, say, a .44 magnum pistol or a magazine with even smaller capacity than the current limit. Whittle, whittle, whittle, until the Right has been debrided into nonexistence.

The selfless, dedicated geniuses that composed the Constitution did not say, for example, that we could have pistols but no rifles or that we could not carry a weapon under a coat. They gave us the right to bear arms - period.

I trust those men; I do not trust Buffoon Biden or B.O. the Neighborhood Organizer or loonies like Feinstein and Shumer and Breyer and Ginsberg and ... well, you know the roster.

I BELIEVE IN THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. DON'T TREAD ON IT.

ASSAULTING THE CONSTITUTION - NEW DORK STYLE

Not surprisingly, the first state to rush out pell mell and attempt to erase the Second Amendment is New Dork, a nest of sleaze, corruption, dope traffic, illegal aliens, crime, baby-murder, etc., but, lest we forget, in the vanguard of healthy soft drinks. Naturally, the courts will be busy, and we know those in New Dork are generally just as looney as the average population there.

Thus, we can extrapolate the matter to the Supreme Court, where Briar, Ginsbag, Cajun, and Sortofminor are all avowed opponments of the most valuable document on earth.

The question is whether Roberts will be caught in another liberal swoon or act with reason.

BIDEN & B.O. - TERRIFIC ADO ABOUT RELATIVELY FEW

Of course, any opportunity to attack any part of the Constitution is favorable for this BADministration, but think a moment about the numbers involved in Biden's present circus assaulting the SECOND AMENDMENT.

Considering the recent shooting tragedies in Connecticut and Colorado, I believe there were around 50 fatalities. I also calculated that there are 2112 working hours in a year. Consequently, the approoximately 750,000 abortions annually in this once-great country mean that about 355 unborn children (and some born that are allowed to perish from inattention) are murdered every working hour, or around 6 murdered per working minute. Now which do you suppose is more reasonably a cause for seeking to demolish existing laws?

KLINTOON'S KLOT

Well, we always knew she had a few in her head, but she was struck down while spending milllions of tax dollars out campaigning for 2016 - heaven forbid, though it's known for certain now that any low lout can squat in the White House, multiple terms, in fact.

The severity of her condition will be determined by the length of time it takes her BADministration to sculpt some lies about the murders in Benghazi and the helpless ineptitude and mendacity of all concerned. Then, she'll make a miraculous recovery and go retail the fables to the gullibles in congress.

ALL-AMERICA GORP

Loonies in Norway gave him a Peace Prize, but what he deserves is a P*** Prize.

He managed to parley unscientific science, faked and doctored data, and the usual media misinformation into a giant fortune that allowed him to live like a Gigakilowatt-consuming lord while maundering about green (the color of his dough) this,  that, and the other.

Now, he's sold his unsuccessful, but gazillion - dollar television channel, to Arab terrorists.

What a swell guy and swell American is Al Gorp. I used to believe onager liberals had double, treble, or quadruple standards; now I realize they have none - just like the melonheads that vote for them.

B.O.'S CROCODILE TEARS

Not only does he approve the slaughter of unborn children, he promotes, encourages, and forces it upon people.

Therefore, how can one take seriously his emotion over the massacre of 20 six- and seven-year-olds?

Don't be saps!

INFORMS IS MISINFORMED

I discovered an organization called INFORMS which champions the application of mathematical techniques to problems in business, industry, and what have you. These it terms “analytics,” which, as far as the O.E.D. is concerned, is not a word, but you get the idea.



A member told me that on the organization’s website lately was a statement attributing B.O.’s disastrous re-election to “analytics.” As Charlie Chan ** used to say, “Correction, please,” which was his euphemism for “You are crazy as hell, Pal.”



No, the key to B.O.’s re-election was the same as for the 2008 catastrophe; viz., the deplorable electorate, featuring such notable constituents as



1. every black, mulatto, quadroon, octoroon, hexadecimalroon, and so forth

2. every slut embracing the opportunity to murder the unwanted fruits of her wanton lust

3. every government-brainwashed imbecile trained to applaud every stumbling step taken by every inept, unqualified, partial black element of the affirmative action throng

4. all those, particularly diehard Communists yearning for the destruction of a once-great country

5. militant, organized queers and atheists

6. members of unions realizing the dirty but favorable deals of which this BADministration is capable, and far from least significant,

7. the army of despicable panhandlers schooled to overlook the motivation and precepts that were once this country’s banners and instead to grovel for handouts like diseased pigs.



I’d say that covers most of the case, so, mathematicians, stick to things you can prove and realize what a sorry bunch put that minatory clown back in office.







** Not the Professor of Analytics at Stanford, Berkeley, U.S.C., U.C.L.A., Harvard, Northwestern, M.I.T., Georgia Tech, etc., but the Chinese film detective