THE KLINTOONS, PAST (AND UNFORTUNATELY) PRESENT

B.O., the N.O., and Co. (i.e., his coaching staff in the press box - you know the guys and gals calling the plays and writing the teleprompter scripts) are practically foaming at the mouth over some lies they fabricated themselves. (Remember Dan Rather? I do, but I'd rather not.) They're whining that foreigners are making illegal campaign contributions to Republican campaign accounts and have forgotten entirely how China poured more than a handful of yuan into Bill Klintoon's election. This was clearly NOT a fabrication, though Dan Rathernot and his coterie may have neglected to mention it.

Next, some of the truly exegumen, sans culotte liberals are in a lather over some of B.O.'s fauxes pas - in their conception - and are longing for Corona Bill and wishing they'd voted for Hilarity Klintoon.

She, in common with the rest of the BADministration, has proven absolutely impotent, as in the recent murder by Mexican trash of an American tourist. Like the remainder of her ilk, she's telling us that the U.S. causes the Mex drug inferno and that our gun laws are somehow to blame for the chaos there. Did she pick this up from Billionaire Mayor Boombag?

Here's the one-step Y.C. reaction to that atrocity; scramble several attack planes immediately afterward and strafe, burn, and reduce to rubble the whole area where the execrable murderers were. Rx: repeat that dose regularly as required. Presto! End of problem.

P.S. Further, in total alignment with the rest of the BADministration, we discover only after this murder, and that of the Mexican law enforcement officer attempting to do his duty, that we handed over to the Mexicans millions of dinero for police support but were too bloody stupid or careless to require ANYTHING in the way of an accounting!
KICK THIS CRUMMY BADMINISTRATION OUT ON ITS *** (EAR, OF COURSE) BEFORE IT ANNIHILATES US! PLEASE!