ANOTHER KENNEDY ACQUITTAL - For a high-class family America's self-proclaimed royalty (John F even had the LBJ egotism to create his own armorial bearings) appear often in court but, like royalty, are never convicted of anything. They've also developed a courtroom tactic; they recruit a prestigious sample of themselves to sit there and impress or cow the jury. This worked well when Toad, the guardian of morals, occupied a couple of seats at the rape trial of William Kennedy Smith, son of our ambassador to Ireland. He, too, the jury was convinced, wasn't guilty as charged, despite the victim's testimony. Lately, the "prosecution" was convinced that Junkie Kerry Kennedy, another Kennedy political celebrity, only "got her pills confused," which accounted for being stoned again. Their ony concern was that, since stoned, why did she drive and hit a truck? With chronically-wronged woman, Ethel, and others of the bootlegger-founded group sitting in judgment, Ttey were convinced, however, that she didn't remember driving and consequently couldn't have been guilty of any sort of offense, now could she?. What a horseshit family; what a horseshit country.

SUPERBORE Ho hum, as so often happens, the football invention of television stank. Lately I was ranting to a friend about how a single, ridiculous, unimportant game has been marketed and sold to the gullible - a majority of our populace - as the equivalent of a National Holiday. "Why, it's simply an invention of telesion," I declared. "Just like our Putzident," she replied. We don't degrade the title "President" by bestowing it on B.O., the Neighborhood Organizer.

"IN GOD WE TRUST" Anyone remember when our political leaders talked as if they believed the National Motto? Anyone remember when the country reflected it? Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd ...

HURRAY FOR PUTIN!!!! ******** Imagine folks, his paying tribute to traditional family values and attributing his country's greatness to them! What a shock! No praising and fawning over sexual deviates and motley queer unions and bizarre aggregates masquerading as "families." Is that novel or what? Putin says we treat evil and good equally. What do you think about that? Eh?

NEW DEPTHS OF STUDENT-ATHLETE CHEATING *** It's one thing for so-called universities to invent hokey disciplines in order to give illiterate african-americans bogus degrees, and, of course, we're all accustomed to the massive cheating that goes on daily in out intercollegiate athletic "programs," but the University of N. Carolina has combined the two concepts to give thug football players college credit for african-american studies - the sham discipline - courses they didn't even TAKE. Put an end to such abuses - STOP ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIPS OF ALL KINDS AND KICK THE THUGS OFF CAMPUSES.

MORE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION GOVERNMENT **** Sorry to have been out of action for a time, but obligations dictated my absence. Did you notice that another affirmative action hire has moved into our high-powered government? Homeland Suckurity, famous since the Boston Marathon Massacre is now chiefed by a partial black, so except the same trend as observed in NASA and "Justice." Furthermore, we learned that the catastrophic information technology snafu in our catastrophic health care ukase is also the work of an affirmative action hire. Yep, the contractor that botched the job is a partial black chum - and not an American - of The Worst Lady. Sure, remember that although she flunked the entrance exam, Princeton U. welcomed her with open, affirmative action arms. More than likely the tycoon whose firm wasted those millions was a product of the same admission policy. Aren't the wages of sacrificing ability and quality for blood lines a blessing?

WHOSE CUP? **** An American gazillionnaire built a sailing ship, assembled a crew of eleven, including exactly 1 (one) token American - which must be a rule - and won "America's" Cup. They defeated a team from New Zealand with first name "Emirates," so the origin of that gazillionnaire builder appears apparent. I suggest the name of the event be changed, since the American entry was about as American as B.O.