I'LL TAKE A BULLY ANY DAY

As a President, I mean, over a pansy-like wimp that's always bowing and scraping his nose in the dirt before some exiguous semi-terrorist, toadying up to sexual deviates, and standing with his finger up his nose while the dregs of Mexico and points farther south overrun our country. Sources like the Washington Pissed and the New Dork Times, busily manufacturing "news" and seeking to smear Romney in even ridiculous ways, have decided he was once a bully. (Perhaps once he soiled a diaper, too; they should investigate that.) They know more about what Mitt Romney did in elementary school than what B.O. did in college! He's not enough of a bully for my taste. I wish Teddy Roosevelt were a candidate. "Oh, you say our guys peed on your battle plan, the Koran? Send a few copies over here, and I'll pee on 'em, too." "Well, the reason we vaporized 6 of your mosques is that we had had six soldiers killed by your latest suicide bomber, and we understand you use mosques for terrorist planing. It was unfortunate that people were inside all six." "You say we were a little rough in those interrogations? Well, we could have amputated a hand or two; you know, Muslim style."