"EDUCATION" DOLLARS AND THE WORST LADY

Have I been away a long time or what? Yes, even incisive, clever bloggers require vacations. At any rate ...

The former Miss Affirmative Action (she flunked Princeton's entrance exam but was nonetheless admitted, then later crowned her academic career by submitting the shortest senior thesis on record there), now Worst lady, has a bifurcated nutrition project; she wants simultaneously to combat child hunger and child obesity.

I would have added "in America," except that would be a tautology, for only in the U.S.A. are most of the "hungry" at once the recipients of so many calories as to become fat slobs.

Previously I've advocated here the exportation to countries where the hungry get very little to eat and are no more than poorly flweshed skeletons, America's secret food formula that permits the starvings' transformation into people that resemble Okra Windfree in a candid shot. Or is that the BADministration gets good deals on pizza and potato chips and candy, items that I find so expensive as consequently to wonder how the "poor" are able to stuff themselves with it.

Now, I admit that in a BADmiinistration where all of a sudden TRILLIONS of dollars are printed and flushed away unaccountably and ineffectually, wasting a few niggling BILLIONS of dollars is hardly notweworthy. Congress, true to expectations, snapped up the Worst Lady's gage to sacrifice that sum with the usual zero probabliity of improving anything. Yes, indeed, schools that presently waste money only on breakfasts and lunches for the indigent fatsos will begin serving more nutritious and healthy foods even for dinner!

Yessirree, parents (probably only one per child) too stupid or inconsiderate to feed their welfare kiddies sensible breakfasts or lunches will now be spared dinner failures as well. They can lounge on their pinguid backs, produce more welfare income, and enjoy Okra Windfree while your "education" dollars absolve them of another degree of responsibility.