NO MORE AA FOR AA's

After seeing him the favored object in most every news medium (I have a theory as to why these sources always are biased towards Democrats, but that’s for another day.), reading someone’s views, and babbling about change more than a store clerk or somebody with a flat tire, what do you think of B.O.?

When he’s not hypnotized by the teleprompting device he strikes me as about as intelligent as an old-Chicago brick. “How does an old-Chicago brick get into Harvard’s law school?” one then might ask.

In recent years it has seemed to me that, excluding athlete-students, who have top priority everywhere, there are three classes of people admitted into Our Most Prestigious University.
1. Brilliant students, though not all brilliant students are accepted.
2. Students belonging to one or another MINORITY.
3. Students able to pay the price of attending.

From what I see of B.O., he was not in category 1, unless law school there depleted his genius, for, away from the teleprompter he sounds like a Head Start dropout; aside from voting “present” a remarkable number of times, he contributed nothing notable to the Illinois State Legislature; and in his legendary 140+ day U.S. Senate career he managed to travel a bit and author, most likely with ghostly help, a book about himself though nary a bill.

His considerable fortune appears to have accrued after Harvard, not to mention with almost magical celerity, so we must eliminate 3 above.

Therefore, since any athletic prowess he possesses must be more latent than what he truly feels about most topics, his was a category 2 admission.

It is a great deal simpler to classify wife, Michelle. She failed Princeton’s entrance exam but nevertheless was allowed to enter an institution where the likes of Einstein, von Neumann, Goedel, and Turing once trod. Yet, this wealthy product of American welfare has the gall to stand up and deplore the way her country has treated her!
Along with most legal residents of the U.S., I’ve had a BELLY FULL OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. It has eroded, at times destroyed, our standards, once the highest in the world. STOP THE EROSION! We don’t want an Affirmative Action President and Worst Lady