WHAT RACIAL SLUR?

The slant-eyed anus presently ruining N. Korea was accused of slandering B.O.'s race, or part of it, by calling him "a monkey from a tropical forest," or something like that. Well, that's not doing justice to the lunatic over there. He didn't say B.O. looked like a monkey - anyway, does the inference that the remark was a racial insult suggest that people think blacks, mulattoes, quadroons, etc. LOOK like monkeys? - merely that he was one, and therein lies a great distinction.

You see, if I called the N. Korean dictator an anus, it's an insult yes, but not racial. If I said he looked like an anus, it might be considered racially motivated IF ASIAN PEOPLE GENERALLY RESEMBLE THAT PART OF THE ANATOMY, which I don't suppose to be true. In fact, I called him a slant-eyed anus, which is racial, because all Asians have eyes that appear slanted. Notice the difference.

Now, in past posts in this blog I compared B.O. to Curious George, who is a monkey, but that wasn't racial, because C.G. is a creature always getting into things he fails to understand and making a botch of them. This is exactly what B.O. does, and it has nothing to do with race. Understood?

Happy New Year,

Y.C.

P.S. As a matter of fact, though, B.O. DOES resemble Curious George, don't you think?

P.P.S. Just imagine - if the world, especially the U.S., had treated S. Korea the way it did S. Vietnam, that slant-eyed anus would be running BOTH North and South Korea! Thank goodness that in that time we still had values and the knowledge and will to fight wars, even though that one stopped short of blasting the antagonists into dust, which is what they richly deserved..

WHO WANTS TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?

I noticed years ago that incompetent people with some authority work so as to surround themselves with sycophants that are of that same sort; otherwise the authority feels threatened and insecure.The organization deteriorates in quality, but that's no matter to the insecure.

Not surpriinsgly, then, B.O. has labored to stock up his BADministration with people like himself, inexperienced amateurs that are in some way members of a minoroity. (The majority sex, women, count as minorities here, since they want to be treated as such when it means gain and advantage.) This accounts for the disastrous appointees to the Supreme Court and the farcical heads of many departments, offices, bureaus, and whatever else they call the Washington, D.C.overburden. Transportation Safety and Surgeon General are recent examples.

Consistent with that plan, I'd like to recommend Jesse Jackson for Secretary of Defense; he's always flying around, almost as frequently as the Worst Lady, to defend somebody or other. If  Jesse's unavailable, then Holder - another of the crew - can work a pardon for Jesse Junior, and he can have the job.

A possible problem with these candidates, though, is that they might think they're being asked to be Secretary of the Fence.

WHY ARE SO MANY CHILDREN WALKING DISASTERS?

Words from St, John Chrysostum (sobriquet meaning "golden-mouthed")

[When married couples] "are in harmony, THE CHILDREN ARE WELL BROUGHT UP (emphasis mine), the domestics are in good order, and neighbors, and friends, and and relations enjoy the fragrance. But if it be otherwise, all is turned upside down and thrown into confusion."

Therefore, married couples - meaning women with men, of course - concentrate on building that harmony, and couples contemplating marriage, don't do it if you can't live in that fashion. If you're an unmarried woman, please don't get yourself "enceinte."