CALLING RESPONSIBLE, HUMANE MUSLIMS *** Is that a contradiction in terms? Do some exist? If so, why doesn't a respected, influential Muslim leader arise and say, "Friends, the God you say you worship is not a terrorist. Murdering people and committing gross acts of terrorism with 'Allah be praised' on your lips is not a passport to Paradise but more likely only to the other place.' Why don't you start working towards Allah, not against him?" So, where is such a spokesperson? Fearful of an explosion?

OUR ASSITANCE TO UKRAINE - BIDEN :-) That's correct, folks; after being invaded by Russia, the little country we have promised in writing to protect has finally received the support of our power in the shape of ... JOE BIDEN, the babbling moron of the BADministration. Well, of course, we did freeze some bank accounts of Rusians here and send Ukraine some beds and stuff, but look out now! The mighty BIDEN is over there grinning and grimacing our staunch asssitance. With statesmen like that on their side, what can Russia do to the little nation? Thanks again, U.S. electorate!

MONTANA MISCHIEF FROM A DUMMYCRAT B.O. RUBBER STAMP **** Remember Montana's forever senator, Max Baucus? You know, the one on YouTube giving a speech on the senate floor while clearly intoxicated - a class guy. He's been a reliable rubber stamp for this BADministration since its unfortunate inception, but even the millionaire rancher and full-time D.C. politician - he was rarely to be found in his "home" state - finally decided the well had run dry and decided not to run in 2014. The announced Republican candidate, Daines, is a popular, first-term, reasonably Conservative U.S. congressman, and it appeared the Dummycrats had no opponent with a chance. Dummycrats, however, have bags of cheap, deceptive tricks that never empty. Good old Max was made ambassador to China, which is not surprising, for he needed a reward for faithful rubber-stamping and had the necessary credential of a total absence of knowledge of China. However, the Dummycrats retired him months early, and Montana's rubber stamp governor, Steve Bullock (maybe a different suffix is more appropriate) appointed his Lt. Gov., another party reliable, to Max's seat. This gives unknown Walsh the veneer of an incumbent, and the Dummycrats know how our stupid electorate slobbers over incumbents, even criminals. Maybe Montana voters will get an afflatus of intelligence and help bring sanity back to the senate. Is it too much to hope?

BULLSEYE PROPHESY FROM THE BOOK OF JOB ***** JOB 9:24 "The earth is given into the hands of the wicked; he covers the faces of its judges." At least it covers the U.S. for the past 6 years, and the judges bit rather well characterizes some of our pixilated federal variety.

SOLILOQUY **** Man, I sho' fixed dem Russkies! I done froze a handful ob banks accounts obeh yere. I coulda built missiles in Poland and Czech, canceled a hole bunch ob co-op programs, kicked out de asses ob several spies dey got in yere, an' so wise, but I done froze dem accounts, you naughty Russkies. Take dat! I done learned all dat high class diplomatic strategy when I was out fomentin' revolution as a neighbo'hood organizeh. Putin, he be shakin' in his boots, believe me. I check back wid youse lateh; me an' Michelle, we's got us a vacation ta take."

B.O. AND SOROS FORECAST *** From an Encyclopedia Britannica article on the wandering Jew. "... the belief that the Antichrist would appear in 1600 and be aided by the Jews." Well, what are 408 years compared to the billions and billions that have passed? Certainly a small percentage error, as forecasts go.