INFIDELITY? INEXPERIENCE? POOF!

I can't understand how a guy can be a candidate for something over several months, but it's only when he shows signs of popularity that a chick or chicks come forward with reports of sexual congress (what an appropriate word!). Almost persuades one that the news is fictitious, certainly fishy. At any rate, the Dummycrats are ardent over these damaging accusations, but, say, ...

WHAT ABOUT BILL KLINTOON? OUR STUPID EXCUSE FOR AN ELECTORATE KNEW ALL ABOUT HIS INFIDELITIES AND ELECTED HIM NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE!!!!!!

Cain and others are also faulted for lack of experience, but say,

WHAT ABOUT B.O.? WE'VE GOT A NEIGHBORHOOD ORGANIZER TRYING END RUNS AROUND THE CONSTITUTION

Get serious, Dummycrats.

O'BAMA AND THE FOREIGN PRESS

Here in the U.S. what passes for journalists have yet to ask B.O. a tough or embarrassing question, such as the inside dope on Traitor Holder's Mexican weapon maneuver or just what the hell he did at Columbia U.

It was refreshing, therefore, how a Russian newscaster flashed a Russian peace sign at the mere mention of his African American/Muslim name!

What are the chances that news reporting in this country will ever reach such altitudes of truth and objectivity?

MICHELLE OBAMA – MISSION TO THE CHICAGO DESERT

B.O. or person or persons related – Harvard U., George Soros, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, the Most Holy Reverend Wright, who knows – dispatched the Worst Lady on a NEIGHBORHOOD MISSION to Chicago, venue of her outrageously-paid, duty-free jobs.

Now we know what a NEIGHBORHOOD ORGANIZER, her husband’s sole work experience, does; he or she foments unrest in neighborhoods. The Worst Lady was on Chicago’s South Side decrying that the po’ folks thereabouts lack places to buy fresh food. That area is a downright FOOD DESERT, the Affirmative Action, Princeton U. grad (after failing the entrance exam) declared. This city has one of the most efficient – not claiming to be safe – public transportation systems in the world, but apparently the deprived can’t afford bus or el fare.

One might wonder, though, why high-end food stores would be reluctant to establish themselves in these neighborhoods the Worst Lady was organizing. By an inexplicable coincidence, they are ones of VERY high crime. Could these firms possibly be fearful of theft in their stores; of holdups in one of the highest crime zones in the known universe?

Clearly, several actions have priority. One is new research on the connection between crime and African-American neighborhoods. Explanations for this ancient, baffling connection are still lacking. Another is the delivery, at tax-payer expense, naturally, of fresh food – pizzas, Whoppers, Popeye Chicken, doughnuts, cigarettes, and liquor – directly to the doors of the disadvantaged.

Thanks to you, Michelle, for bringing this new inequity to public attention.

WHOSE NOBEL PRIZE?

Israel’s bellicose P.M., Nathan the Yahoo, waxed effusive over the Chemistry Nobel; it was a monumental triumph for Israel and Jews everywhere in the cosmos. I don’t know if he intended religion-practicing Jews or just ethnic Jews, apparently far from equivalent groups.

The fact of the matter is, however, that for any technical Nobel Prize received by an Israeli, the research and work were primarily accomplished in the United States and certainly nearly entirely funded by us; this is an axiom. The latest winner, in fact, continues to flit merrily between the two countries and enjoy the advantages of citizenship in both. As for most Israeli achievements, the invoice is paid by U.S. welfare. (You ought to ask your Congresspersons why that is.)

It reminds me of the situation in certain branches of athletics. Abu Simbel, track star from the Cayman Islands, lives, trains, and perhaps studies in the U.S., all at U.S. expense. When he wins an Olympic gold medal, he ports it broadly back to the C.I., where the nation is agog with nationalistic zeal over his feat.

This stimulates another good question; if achievement is entirely due to genetics, shouldn’t America’s internal policies and spending be drastically changed?

NBA CRIME

Oh, I don't have any new ones to report, but I have a question.

With the strike, lockout, whatever it is, the players are out on the streets instead of the basketball courts. There are so many criminals among this group, I wonder if the crime rates in NBA cities has escalated.

WISDOM FROM MACCABEES

"I beg you, child, to look at the heavens and the earth and see all that is in them; then you will know that God did not make them out of existing things; and in the same way the human race came into existence."

WISDOM FROM THE BOOK OF WISDOM

FROM CHAPTER 13:1-9 TWO EXCERPTS FOR RATIONAL MINDS

All men were by nature foolish who were in ignorance of God,
and who from the good things seen did not succeed in knowing him who is,
and from studying the works did not discern the artisan

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For from the greatness and the beauty of created things,
their original author, by analogy, is seen

THE CLARENCE THOMAS TREATMENT

HERMAN CAIN IS GETTING IT.

The other day I noticed a web piece on Clarence Thomas and, having read parts of some of his opinions, realized the reason I like the way he votes over there at the Supremes; he reads the Constitution and interprets it as would any literate person that cares about preserving the sort of government it DEMANDS. ** I'll get back to Mr. Cain in a few lines ***

Allow me to illustrate with an example; the Second Amendment says the right to bear arms shal not be abridged.

Clarence Thomas says, "OK, the Constitution's authors wrote that we don't abridge that right, so we don't."

From somewhere in deep LEFT field, Breyer says, "They may have written that, but they meant something else, and I know what that is; it's OK to abridge, in fact, to abrogate, that right."

Thank heaven Thomas survvied the WILD ASS LIBERAL defamation program and sits on the S. Court as an upholder of the Constitution. Unfortunately, no one tried to keep Breyer off, and the anti-Constitution weasel slipped into a seat. Equally unfortunately, neither did anyone fabricate tales to defame Constitution-ignorant Sotowhatshername and wannabe Constitution-destroyer, never ANY sort of judge, whatshername from good old Harvard. I have digressed, however.

HERMAN CAIN IS GETTING IT.

Yes, months after he announced his candidacy - and notice, only when his numbers began to escalate - the wildass liberals (always adoring African-Americans, except when one is sane) have begun the attempted smear of Mr. Cain.

As with Thomas, it's SEX again. They are lies, of course, unlike the Kennedy and Klintoon SEX FACTS, but it's Clarence Thomas all over again.

Pay no attention.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MORON ELECTORATE!

Yes, folks, just 3 agonizing years ago today, the majority of voters in this country went totally bonkers and put an ACORN-HAPPY, consorting with domestic terrorists and America-hating "ministers," neighborhood organizer into the White House.

What an unqualified, worse-by-the-day disaster! Where once we had a leadership that wished to preserve the exceptional nature of this country, we have a coterie that would rip the Constitution to shreds, send us into a two-bit Soviet-style dictatorship, and bury us with the other low grade countries. We're now a country of panhandlers, debtors, give-aways, and valueless currency.

If we can limp through another year, will the morons have got the picture?